mylittleredgirl:

okay tumblr’s exclusion from the twitter social media ban list is hilarious but genuinely we do not belong on there. if a real human person asks “where can i find you on social media” and your choice is a swift death or revealing your tumblr, most of us would simply expire. half of y’all change urls every week like you’re in witness protection. just imagine for one second attaching your wholeass government name to your latest two am clownposting and tell me that didn’t send a cold chill down your spine. the only place i ever want to see the words “connect with me on tumblr!” is on the ao3 profile of an author i’m actively stalking. anyone in the world can follow me except anyone i personally know. antisocial media.

andhumanslovedstories:

andhumanslovedstories:

have I heard recent fandom stuff? interesting question. the answer is I did my fucking time and now I universally unilaterally refuse to learn anything ever again. thank you

Unless!! it’s VERY funny

caterwaulraejepsen:

toothytile:

bro LMFAOOOO

snakeoilmonger-deactivated20210:

snakeoilmonger-deactivated20210:

god limp bizkit was right everything is fuck everybody suck -________-

nvm she texted back Siri play butterfly by crazy town

odair:

how is any of this considered blogging